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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 00:01

What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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Octopussy

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

From Russia With Love

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Goldfinger

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-J W Pepper

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Have you ever witnessed political correctness harm someone?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Moonraker

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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Live and Let Die

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-”Ah so!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Have you ever dealt with a Christian narcissist?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Dr No

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.